Jultomten på 1800-talet
1832. Santa Claus finds his way with relative ease surving the upper classes of London with (romantic) poets helping him in the rhyme-making - until ultimately a psychiatric plague hit the poets ('Dead Rhyming Society') which saw the available poets (for the Christmas giftbearing) reducted to a near null value.
In desperate needs; with his rhyme-making severly reducted Santa Claus so sought out to start delivering packages to the middle- and lower classes of London. Doing so Santa felt that about the rhymes he could craft them on his own (as they only needed to fit with the lower classes) ('No Need For All My Poets Evendo They Left For S(o)witz (Switzerland)').
But when some poets started to revolutionize England using their poetry as a language skilled reductant for taking over the government ('Where Are All My Poetry Could They Have Left Out Of Cruelty') Santa Claus started to second-thought his new directive.
Bad times were evenso more in the making when the new revolutionized government started to lobby for a 'deletion' of Santa Claus giftbearing ('All Hell With Your Rhyming Skills Use Them As Your Flaming Bills').
Santa Claus rescue so; suddenly (quite); came with the creation of the art world (Santa Claus so) using romantic painting and poems as Christmas gifts leaving space to use and reuse poetry with new agents (skilled poets) without the poets leaving to uphall the government.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
The revolutionary poets was yet a failure.
And so the artworld (w/ the new poets) was yet saved.
And so Christmas was once again saved.
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