onsdag 22 december 2021

Santa Claus i ett eklektiskt gudaperspektiv

Jultomten av 1900-talet

The events is at the dawn of the industrialisation era and Santa Claus have yet recently bought his lot at the North Pole. As he (still; 1901) lacks craftmaking methods he redirects the Christmas giftbearing craft-service to allocated agents around the world (industrialisational agents).

One of the first (for this era) revolutionary Christmas toys (of the craftmaking agencies) was that of (yellow) rubber ducks - which was included in the Christmas giftbearing as soon as it hit Santa Claus.

But everything didn't follow as it was directed with an indie-Santa figure (opposing Santa Claus - the original) (still managing wood toycraft (deindustrializational (means))) experiencing with altenative toys(craft) and soon comes up with (revolutionary) black swanes (wood/hand painted/low supply).

In this manufacturing the wooden black swanes soon hit the (indie)-Christmas market and so negated Santa Claus' (the original) best gifts (the rubber ducks) as black swanes had never been seen before.

But Santa Claus industrializational means soon saw it's foreground (counterattack) with industry-painted toycraft of essentiality in the crafts of God bearing a huge success when inso turning God from a non-visible character to a fully visible (painted) state.

And when all (well, perhaps not all) the world's children could get the black swanes creator as their Christmas toy the market for toycrafted black swanes soon saw its decay.

But when the black swanes could see its creator in the image of God the deindustrializational agent soon countered (-attack) with a toy mini fig. army (wood/hand created/high supply) meaning this could not be the creation of God.

At first; this seemed like a reasonable counter(attack) but the worlds children soon saw a problem in the wood mini figs. in that they where to edgy to fire a weapon and so went not so good with the worlds children (althue the army figs. functioned well as moving pieces in boardgames.)

Then things were all Santa Claus (the original) when so Santa Claus saw to craft mini figs. of a future era (w/ high tech weapons ('Warhammer' (or prehaps an early equivalent))) this newly crafted toy (army) so negated the wood toy army from the deindustrializational "house".

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

The indie-Santa was yet a failure.

And so the industrialisational agents was yet victorious.

And so the deindustrializational house was yet failing.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

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