Jultomten i Framtiden (Very Far)
The days of glory and trust for high discourse is long gone (6000) and both the art world; the teology world; and the science world is on the brink of imploding (annihilation). The science world had long saught after a grand unified theory but instead found themselves with a 500-page equation that could not be solved by anynone scientist - the key (singular (?)) art piece for these days is the 'This Is The Art World' (combined art worlds) (all of them (!)) and God have been merged with Muhammad (teology world).
If this wasn't enough Santa Claus' beard now saw a more plentyful counterpart within Muhammad and so he took over the Christmas giftbearing business - although; much to Santa Claus' prevail; the key singular art piece saught our Christmas giftbearers (giftbearing) in automode auto-delivering this piece to everyone (giftapplicants).
Next up - in the year of 6050 - the mathematical equation designed to proove everything and nothing (at the same time) - was now 1000-pages long (and still unsolved) - the art world's newest trend was 'This Could Have Been The Art World' (found art worlds) - and the teology world had been taken over by vampires feasting on the blood samples in the church communions. Santa Claus found a way out of even this as he started to deliver blood vessels from samplings and so everybody (giftapplicants) could now get their preferred blood type (as in their Christmas wishlist).
6100 is so upon us - with evermore trouble - as of a 1500-pages long equation (science world) - 'This Will Never Be The Art World' (installation art worlds) - and God's place (temporarily (??)) taken over by a Fake God with moustache. The most of world's population had so undergone a 'white trash'-transformation only to see Santa Claus revert this back with his straight trimmer Christmas gift (so that everyone could trim their moustache).
And so 6150 arose and with it 2000-pages long equations; 'This Has Never Been The Art World' (land art worlds); and God reembodyfied in a large oak tree (as distinguished from embodyfication in every living plant and being). Santa so; yearning for this large oak tree; started to extract bark from it and delivering bark boats to all living giftapplicants.
Like dust and dawns growing upon us the institutional break is ever so dark (6200) with 3000-pages long equations and singular (?!) art pieces of 'This Is Not The Art World' (anti-art worlds) and; on top of that; God started to slack (with the installation of an answering machine (to name one example)). Santa Claus so; as a way of finding a way through this anti-art declaration; was trying to hook up with God but found only his answering machine replying for him.
Like day and sunshine growing upon us the institutional break soon saught a way forward with the help of Santa Claus. After leaving several unreplied notes on God's answering machine Santa Claus grew more schizoid and left a psychotic message on God's phone in an attempt of getting a reply - and so w/ God's approval Santa Claus installed the art piece 'Santa's Theorem' (v=sk/t) (conceptual performance art world text-composition) (6250) which solved the now 4000-pages long equation.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
And so Christmas (and the art world; teology world; and science world) was once again saved.
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