Jultomten och Metafysik
The year is 4410 and because of the recent years fluctuations in the role of Santa Claus the world have turned questioning not only Christmas but the whole concept of Santa Claus.
Earlier on just some areas about the Christmas gift-bearing have been underlined (such as; can Santa Claus travel faster than light; can Santa Claus travel in time; can Santa Claus afford the gifts for a whole planet's population) but this time a severe crisis were on our hands.
The first question that arrise - following Red Santa's disappearance - was - 'Is there really a Santa Claus?'
This was highly debated both on the street and among scientific scholars but noone could find an answer.
The second question made it even more intricate - following Blue Santa's death and the reinstallment of the former Head Elf as Santa - 'Is there really a Santa Claus when anybody can become a Santa?'
This was highly debated both on the street and among scientific scholars but noone could find an answer but indeed found more intricate questions concerning Santa Claus and Christmas.
One such was - following Frank Fiddleworth's role as Santa Claus - 'Is there really a Santa Claus when anybody can become a Santa and anybody will become a Santa?'
This was highly debated both on the street and among scientific scholars but noone could find an answer but starting to bemoun when Christmas was made topic.
And then another big question hit the Christmas world (with the science world and man on the street-world tagging along) - 'Is there really a Santa Claus when anybody can become a Santa, anybody will become a Santa and anybody is a Santa?' - following the near-anarchy electioning of new Santa Claus' post-Fiddleworth (with 10 new Santa Claus since 4400 (each (almost) one-and-every year)).
But the solution was nearer than one could have winsed - tossing the 500-page papers (1000-pages books and 100's of seminars a year) and whatelse of the world's scholars out of the window bright child Ellie Surrhast (7-years-old) - out there on her physics-lection - find the answer to all of the above questions with 'Yes!'.
Santa Claus was once again rescued.
Ellie Surrhast was yet victorious.
Christmas was once again saved.
Santa Claus was once again victorious.
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